Beheading Columbus

Beheading Columbus follows two sisters on a trail of DNA deception that forces them to confront race, colorism, and family secrets within the Latinx community. Lana is white-passing, Susi isn’t—and that tension has fueled conflict between them all their lives. A DNA test reveals that Lana’s biological father is white, while Susi has inherited the genes for the Alzheimer’s that is destroying their mother. To make...

Beheading Columbus follows two sisters on a trail of DNA deception that forces them to confront race, colorism, and family secrets within the Latinx community. Lana is white-passing, Susi isn’t—and that tension has fueled conflict between them all their lives. A DNA test reveals that Lana’s biological father is white, while Susi has inherited the genes for the Alzheimer’s that is destroying their mother. To make matters worse, the sisters uncover that Lana’s “other father” is a fertility doctor who has secretly sired more than 40 mixed-race children. With love, rage, and a sharp sense of humor, the sisters embark on the messy, hilarious work of decolonizing themselves from the inside out.

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  • Jenny Connell Davis: Beheading Columbus

    We read this for the Perlberg Festival of New Plays at Palm Beach Dramaworks, and were really moved by the characters and intriguing story Burbano is taking on. Big questions in this play, none of which have easy answers. Challenging in the best ways!

    We read this for the Perlberg Festival of New Plays at Palm Beach Dramaworks, and were really moved by the characters and intriguing story Burbano is taking on. Big questions in this play, none of which have easy answers. Challenging in the best ways!

  • Heather Helinsky: Beheading Columbus

    The political is always personal and I highly enjoyed the wild ride Burbano takes us on through two sisters reckoning with identity, and what secrets DNA testing unleashes. Through the sisters, we experience both the humor and pain of complex narratives of colorism in families, discovering DNA relatives on Facebook, and dating the well-intentioned white man. This play will leave audiences asking questions of what happens after we open the chaotic box of family history, and how it transforms us.

    The political is always personal and I highly enjoyed the wild ride Burbano takes us on through two sisters reckoning with identity, and what secrets DNA testing unleashes. Through the sisters, we experience both the humor and pain of complex narratives of colorism in families, discovering DNA relatives on Facebook, and dating the well-intentioned white man. This play will leave audiences asking questions of what happens after we open the chaotic box of family history, and how it transforms us.

  • Shaun Leisher: Beheading Columbus

    This is a great play about ancestry and what it means when your whole sense of self is upended. A funny and moving play about two sisters navigating some shocking realizations. Loved all the different interactions with Lana's relatives. Big questions are being asked here in a very intimate way. With how obsessed our culture is with DNA ancestry testing these days, this is a perfect play to produce and stir up some relevant dialogue.

    This is a great play about ancestry and what it means when your whole sense of self is upended. A funny and moving play about two sisters navigating some shocking realizations. Loved all the different interactions with Lana's relatives. Big questions are being asked here in a very intimate way. With how obsessed our culture is with DNA ancestry testing these days, this is a perfect play to produce and stir up some relevant dialogue.

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Character Information

Mark and Dr. Dover can be doubled. All the siblings and Mama can be played by the same actor.
  • Susi
    Sister to Lana, funny and serious at the same time.
    Character Age
    30's-40s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Latino
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Lana
    Sister to Susi. Insouciant and privileged.
    Character Age
    30's
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Doctor Christian Dover
    White WASP. VERY VERY WHITE. VERY American.
    Character Age
    70's
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    White
  • Mark
    White WASP. Can double Dr Dover
    Character Age
    50's
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    White
  • Madison, Teddy, Robin, Dude, all other siblings
    Versatile
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Bi-racial/multi-racial,
    BIPOC

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization Morgan Wixson Theatre, Year 2021
  • Type Residency, Organization The Geffen, Year 2020

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