yo ho.

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Aboard Calico Jack’s pirate ship, Andy & Mark are drawn to each other through mutual attraction, shared trauma, and a love of games, especially Marco Polo. They meet in a closet to hook up, but discover that they have been hiding a dangerous secret: they’re actually... Anne Bonny & Mary Read. This revelation forces them to carry on a genderqueer love story in the shadows - Anne...

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Aboard Calico Jack’s pirate ship, Andy & Mark are drawn to each other through mutual attraction, shared trauma, and a love of games, especially Marco Polo. They meet in a closet to hook up, but discover that they have been hiding a dangerous secret: they’re actually... Anne Bonny & Mary Read. This revelation forces them to carry on a genderqueer love story in the shadows - Anne, exploring her bisexuality for the first time & Mary, discovering that they’re trans. As they are chased and haunted by a myriad of men including JACK (the polyamorous gender-questioning captain), JAMES (Anne’s ex-husband), CHAD (a mysterious crewmate who knows too much), THE GOVERNOR (a pirate hunter with a lengthy body count), & REVEREND THOMAS (a Reverend who doesn’t like pirates… or trans people), Anne & Mary must become their truest selves before their inevitable capture and ensuing demise.

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  • Daniel Prillaman: yo ho.

    If you've been waiting for a camp, swashbuckling, and queer AF epic to Jolly your Roger, prepare to be boarded. SMJ's play is about to blow you away. yo ho. is hot. It is fun. It has opportunities for your fight choreographer to have the time of their life. Amidst all these, it is deeply human, rooted in nuanced exploration of gender, dysphoria, and questioning, while also being a “criminal” on the high seas. I’ll never play Marco Polo again without thinking of this. Somebody do this show.

    If you've been waiting for a camp, swashbuckling, and queer AF epic to Jolly your Roger, prepare to be boarded. SMJ's play is about to blow you away. yo ho. is hot. It is fun. It has opportunities for your fight choreographer to have the time of their life. Amidst all these, it is deeply human, rooted in nuanced exploration of gender, dysphoria, and questioning, while also being a “criminal” on the high seas. I’ll never play Marco Polo again without thinking of this. Somebody do this show.

  • Playwrights Foundation: yo ho.

    The community of National Committee readers for the 47th Bay Area Playwrights Festival advanced yo ho. as a Semi-Finalist at Playwrights Foundation. We found this script to be an electric, funny romp, built around a core of highly compelling characters. We hope this play is considered for further development and investigation, and finds dedicated collaborators in this play’s journey towards production.

    The community of National Committee readers for the 47th Bay Area Playwrights Festival advanced yo ho. as a Semi-Finalist at Playwrights Foundation. We found this script to be an electric, funny romp, built around a core of highly compelling characters. We hope this play is considered for further development and investigation, and finds dedicated collaborators in this play’s journey towards production.

  • Zach Barr: yo ho.

    Absolute chaos. As queer and blunt as a brick thrown at a cop. I cannot stop thinking about the audience experience, bearing witness to this play: the intimate moments that are shown, the vulnerability asked of the actors, the huge swings the staging would require. An unforgettable read.

    Absolute chaos. As queer and blunt as a brick thrown at a cop. I cannot stop thinking about the audience experience, bearing witness to this play: the intimate moments that are shown, the vulnerability asked of the actors, the huge swings the staging would require. An unforgettable read.

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Character Information

No all-white creative teams allowed.
Each production of this play must have an Intimacy Director for the safety of the team.
  • Anne Bonny
    A Pirate who plays ANDY & ANNE
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
  • Mary Read
    A Pirate who plays MARK, MARY, & M
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
  • THE MEN #1
    Plays THE GOVERNOR, VANESSA, GEORGE, TODD, & PIRATE 2
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
  • THE MEN #2
    Plays JAMES, CHAD, REVEREND THOMAS, & PIRATE 1
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
  • Calico Jack
    Captain of the Ship.
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization Babes With Blades Theatre Company, Year 2025
  • Type Residency, Organization Babes With Blades Theatre Company, Year 2025
  • Type Reading, Organization The Tank, Year 2024
  • Type Reading, Organization Otterbein University, Year 2024
  • Type Residency, Organization The Artist Co-op, Year 2022
  • Type Reading, Organization The Artist Co-op, Year 2022
  • Type Workshop, Organization The Artist Co-op, Year 2022

Awards

  • Trans History Project
    Baltimore Center Stage
    Semi-Finalist
    2025
  • Theater Lab
    Et Alia
    Finalist
    2023
  • NAPSeries
    Normal Ave
    Semi-Finalist
    2023
  • Van Lier New Voices Fellowship
    Rattlestick Theater
    Semi-Finalist
    2023